Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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