i just google imaged poop.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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