why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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