I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
