walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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