Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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