My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
