FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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