question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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