I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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