Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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