from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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