you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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