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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I would ride that face into the sunset
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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