we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
