this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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