dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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