dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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