All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You are a genius and a whore.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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