no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The Olympian is in my bed
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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