I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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