I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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