Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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