So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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