He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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