how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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