Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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