it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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