Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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