Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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