Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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