Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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