I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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