I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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