Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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