Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Randomize
