Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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