I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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