Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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