That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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