I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Maybe he injected his testicle?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
