her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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