hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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