he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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