He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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