Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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