You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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