I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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