His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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