yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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