i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
