Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Let's paint friendship bongs
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
