i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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