you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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