I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to cum in my sink.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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