Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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