i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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