its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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